Congrats recruit…
out of the massive pile of applications we got, we handpicked you guys. But hold up, this ain’t gonna be a walk in the park. ⚡
I don’t want any slip-ups, so pass this on to your crew of heisters RIGHT NOW. What comes next is exactly what’s gonna keep you all from ending up behind bars.
My name is 1/2 ManGo… but you can call me Joseph. My boss, El CeRRajeRo (The Locksmith), gave me orders to test you guys out. If you survive this job, we might just call you up for a bigger score.
!!! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION:
DO NOT GO TO CHANIS !!!
The target bank is in EL CANGREJO. I repeat: EL CANGREJO. Enrique Geenzier Street 49A West, Building PH FINA (the 5 story high blue and white building).
[ NOTE: Building plans obtained illegally from server ubank_sys ]
Listen up, this is timed perfectly with the guards’ shift change, so you need to be STRICTLY ON TIME ⏰. Arrive 15-20 minutes before your starting time. One minute late and the whole plan falls apart.
⚡ TOY STORE ACCESS: FINAL PROTOCOL ⚡
THE DEVICE: The cloned employee badge unlocks the door at any time (HiKViSION Scanner, press the QR icon).
THE TRIGGER: The moment you open it, the silent alarm trips and the clock starts ticking. There is no turning back.
CRITICAL ADVICE: Don’t be stupid. DO NOT use the ID Badge to open the door until your entire crew is there! If you trigger the system early, you’re just burning valuable mission time.
Frequently Asked Questions
What should I do if I'm bringing a car?
If you’re bringing a getaway car, stash it behind PH Fina. Use the spots marked with yellow numbers on the ground (there was a photo in the initial email). Do not park in the residents’ spots (under the tin roof) or the cops will tow you before you even start. ⚠️
HELP! I'm lost!
If you get lost or the cops are on your tail, hit up the Secure Burner Line: +507-6282-6712.
Where exactly is it? I don't use Maps
Enter via Vía Argentina (by the National University and PUMA gas station), take the first right at the “Siete Granos” coffee place. About 150 meters down, you will see a toy store called ‘Escape R Us’ on your right. That’s our cover. That’s the spot. If you see the AM/PM or PH Velure, YOU PASSED IT, it’s right before that!